Things that go Bump in the Night

It’s all quiet through out the house. Guess is sleeping on the floor behind me. (She keeps a good watch over me.) All the kids are sleeping.  Ahhhh time to finally relax. Just me, some tunes on my ipod, and playing around on facebook.  When all of a sudden I feel tap tap tap on my forearm. WTF is that?!!! I jump a mile. Well what would you do if everyone is sleeping and YOU felt a tap on YOUR forearm? That’s right you would jump a mile too! I cautiously look to my right and what do my wandering eyes do I see. But two cat eyes looking at me as Zoey is standing on her hind legs trying to get my attention. Talk about relief!!!
I gave Zoey her much needed attention and went back to facebook.

Now what! Ugh, tummy started hurting. Oh, I better get the bathroom IBS is flaring up and it’s flaring up NOW! I get all situated in for the long haul. Oh hush ya’ll, I know you guys do the same.
Now as if I hadn’t already read a bit of TMI here’s some more for you. I’m extremely claustrophobic so when I can, I leave the door open but it’s always at least cracked open a bit unless we have company.  Now, the reason I’m giving you this piece of info is so you can understand the next bit.

Tap Tap again, this time Zoey followed me to the bathroom and is tapping my leg. I pet her for a second and in comes Guess. Sighs….Seriously?…..So while trying to take care of some back door business I’m crammed in this small room with a cat and a large dog. Goddess help me!!!!

I whipped out my trusty cell and took pics of them. Well what would you have done?

So there is Zoey giving me the ole stink eye. Pardon the pun. See how close she is to me? UGH!

Then there is Guess. Her head is by the door and part of her body is laying on me feet. Sighs…I know, if I close the door they would be waiting for me on the other side of the door instead of inside this incredibly small bathroom with me.
I finally finished up my business in the bathroom and sat down to the pc. Ahhh, finally Facebook time!

THEN!!!!!!!

As if the tap tap of Zoey earlier wasn’t enough I hear boom, boom, boom, like someone is banging on the back door. But I’m out in the country. WTH is that?

I get up to investigate. My trustworthy side kicks didn’t join me this time. Thanks guys. Geesh! My heart is pounding pretty hard. I have my phone in my hand in case I might need to call someone.  Yeah….It was the stinkin’ dryer. Why did it make that noise is beyond me. I think maybe it’s dying.  I didn’t need to call anyone to port the big bad dryer off to jail.

Now I’m back at the pc writing this blog. Dryer is off, animals back in their places. Now I am ready for bed and I never got to play on facebook.

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