Cleaning Tips For Men

I ran across this the other day and I thought how helpful it would be to my readers who are Men. Here are some quick and easy ways to help clean around the house.  I hope you find it useful

Cleaning Tips For Men:

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Dirt:

Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter

against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 5

and leave it alone.

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Cobwebs:

Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,

thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your girlfriend points out

that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim,

"What? And spoil the mood?"

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Guests:

If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room

and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home,

rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl, and say, "I'd love you to

see our Den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the rabies shots are

SO expensive."

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Dusting:

If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the

coffee table and insist that "This is where Grandma wanted us to scatter

her ashes."

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Painting:

Don't bother repainting. Simply scribble lightly over a dirty wall with

an assortment of crayons, and try to muster a glint of tears as you say,

"Junior did this the week before that unspeakable accident.I haven't had

the heart to clean it..."

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General Cleaning:

Mix one-quart cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cup soft

water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly. Leave dampened rags in

conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw yourself onto

the couch, and sigh, "I clean and I clean and I still don't get

anywhere."