Woke up stupid

Have you ever woke up stupid? This morning at 5:30 my alarm is going off. I use my cell phone alarm because I get this jaunty little tune instead of the insane beep beep of the alarm clock. Makes for a less grumpy Jamie.

Anyway…..My cell goes off I pick it up and stare at it. What the hell is it and why is it making this noise? Ahhh…it’s the alarm. But wait, why is it going off?  What day is it? Do I really have to get up.  As I’m trying to get my barings I have one thought by this point. Turn the stupid thing off so I don’t have to hear it!

I finally get it turned off and I’m still confused as to why it went off. My brain finally kicks in and I drag myself out of bed to wake up the girls.  It’s been almost an hour and I’m still not awake. In fact I’m typing this with only one eye open. You see the other eye is still sleeping. 

Hurry school bus hurry, Mama needs to go back to bed!